2008

David Mamet writes his father a birthday...

Jack Albertson and the hobo camp

Emily Gould is a sensitive artist

Wayne Brady and the macramé fiasco

Shia LaBeouf doesn’t think it’s weird

Tatum O’Neal will toootally run out and get...

The turtlenecked Paul Giamatti

Bob Balaban’s smoldering intensity

Emily Gould and the raspberry clafoutis

The Stephen Root sex tape

George “Chiffon Dickey” Wendt and the chiffon...

Bug Hall looks out the window, tells his side...

“moved to fakeanecdotes.com”

Why so glum, Donald Trump?

Penelope Spheeris, that bitch—that’s why I’m glum. I was the best fucking part...

Leonard Cohen on un banc public

Ah, mon ami, won’t you come over to this bench of agony? How it hurts your back, but what a...

What we talk about when we talk about...

Jared Fogle here, folks. You probably know me as the guy famous for holding up pants. It’s...

The Steve Coogan

I make fantastic fucking moonshine.

John Waters responds to Brad Dourif

That story is nothing but fanciful bullshit. Except for the part about the Steve Coogan moonshine....

Brad Dourif fields a question

Look, folks: I’m not happy about that baby I ate. But I had to. I was too damn hungry and he was...